Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Child Abuse

This morning I had the urge to shut my son’s fingers in the crack of the bathroom door. I figured it was going to happen anyway, one day. We’ve all done it right? So I thought maybe I should do it in a controlled way so that he’d get the picture but not really get hurt?

I mean, I’ve never done this shit before? I’m not a mother…I’m just someone who gave birth.


  1. I don't recall having gone that far, but when the buggers bit me I bit them back. They never bit anyone again after that.

  2. number 2 - Yep...i think we could be friends