Wednesday, 13 January 2010

My favourite picture / Things I miss

Ok, so maybe I’m lying a bit. Maybe this is not absolutely and definitely my most favourite picture of all time. But I had to find something for Muddy and it’s a picture that I am able to upload which is cheeky and anonymous and reminds me of a time when my arse was something I was prepared to show off. This picture was taken in 2005, in a hotel corridor, in Central Park, New York, on a hen weekend. Enough said.

I noticed that Josie (Sleep is for the Weak) had ‘Things I miss’ as a writing prompt. Well, I was prompted by her and by this photo and also by Very Bored in Catalunya who’s trying to get some pervs off her back.

Anyway, here’s something I miss….

I really, really miss my bum,
It’s strange to think that at twenty-one,
My bum could make me feel quite glum,
The cellulite had already come.

And now that I’ve reached thirty-two,
I realise I was such a fool!
Whatever I thought was wobbly then,
Now simply pales in comparison!

But then I stop and think of men,
Who never fret about their rear end,
Why should I let this worry last?
Eat cake, drink wine and sod my arse!


  1. OMG you have a FABULOUS arse. Even if you don't have that exact arse any more I would still, if I were you, die happy knowing I possessed it at one time in my life.

    But, life is too short to be forever worrying about our wobbly bits, so here's to cake and wine. Cheers! x

  2. Love it! We never do appreciate what we got until we've lost it do we. Great picture - very cheeky. xx

  3. You tell 'em, woman! That's the attitude! And beautifully expressed (so delicately, too...)

  4. Love it! And, me too! I miss my bum!! You never know what you had till it's gone do you?

  5. Not sure I've ever had a bum I was willing to show off! Who knows just what I would do with myself if I did . . .

    Tagged you from my blog as someone I'd like to know more about -- stop by and check it out!

  6. Oh how i miss my pre pregnancy body , and i thought i was FAT ha ha ha ,if only i could go back.

    You look great

  7. holy fuck that is brilliant! you never fail to bring a smile.

    oh, and l.o.v.e.s. the ass btw!

  8. Nice peaches lady,
    love & kisses from down under xxxxx