missing the Caribbean, cleaning out my son's earwax, having my hair cut at the Vidal Sasson Academy, going to jail, spending the night in a Premier Inn in Swindon, walking, discovering I am broke, weaning my daughter, signing my son up for Nursery, thinking about a Murder Mystery Dinner Party, reading 'Who wants to be a poodle? I don't' a hundred times to my son, getting really pissed off with my young hot Swedish neighbours, cobbling together dinners out of nothing, watching pornography, trying to get a dead fox removed from outside my window, drinking white wine, whining about not losing weight precisely because I am drinking too much white wine, trying not to drink white wine because I am fat and broke, doing a FUCK load of laundry.
What about you?
Pretty lethal shoes, but I love the tartan idea. Sounds like you've had a pretty eventful day then!
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love the shoes! I had a very similar pair back in the distant past. And thanks for the porn link. Will save for my next business trip.
ReplyDeleteHave just caught up with not one, two, but three of your blog posts. Thanks you madam - you bring a ray of sunshine (admittedly, foul-mouthed, vagina-laden sunshine) to my passive childcare day.
ReplyDeleteLet me know if you have any burning murder-mystery related questions, I used to organise them. Dinner parties. Not murders. Also do you know I just woke up and that was the first thing I said ("said") to anyone all day? I organise murders. It's going to be a good day.
ReplyDeleteThank you Crystal, Geeky and Dawn.
ReplyDeleteAlly, I think you and I are destined for one another because I spend large parts of my working day with real life murderers!
Hope you aren't inviting them to the party! Could get wrong idea entirely. Also perhaps not a good idea for Corrections Dept. xmas function...
ReplyDeleteThere's little wrong with the purchase of shoes. Ever. Even when blogging calls, a shoe purchase must take priority!
ReplyDeletei love Who wants to be a poodle, I dont! Expect it takes your mind off your day job?
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