My internet access has been out for about two weeks.
I feel like someone who has just come out of a coma. When I woke up, I had an Iphone which I didn't know how to work.
In the weeks that have passed I have become addicted to drugs, got myself a new vagina, been verbally abused by a transsexual and have come up with a plan to change the world. (Not necessarily in that order)
All of this is totally true.
Look forward to telling you about it over a glass of wine tomorrow.
4 years ago