My internet access has been out for about two weeks.
I feel like someone who has just come out of a coma. When I woke up, I had an Iphone which I didn't know how to work.
In the weeks that have passed I have become addicted to drugs, got myself a new vagina, been verbally abused by a transsexual and have come up with a plan to change the world. (Not necessarily in that order)
All of this is totally true.
Look forward to telling you about it over a glass of wine tomorrow.
11 years ago
I can't wait to hear about it, especially about the new vagina.
ReplyDeleteand i look forward to hearing every single word of it!!!
ReplyDeleteThug in a cocktail dress
I. Can't. Wait.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to it. I will get myself a glass as well.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE MISSED YOU TROUTIE.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear about the new vagina ?!?!?